If Dog Breeds Had Human Equivalents

Dog Breed: Afghan Hound
Human Equivalent:
A older woman trying desperately to hold on to their looks with botox and make-up, but isn’t fooling anybody.

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Dog Breed: Australian Kelpie
Human Equivalent:
The ADHD kid who goes on to be more successful than you.

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Dog Breed: Chihuahua
Human Equivalent:
Short, mean, management type who tries to make up for their short stature by bossing everyone around.

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Dog Breed: Golden Retriever
Human Equivalent:
The nice guy who puts in so much effort but always finds himself in the ‘friend zone’.

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Dog Breed: Doberman Pinscher
Human Equivalent:
The cool, bad boy she ends up falling for instead.

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Dog Breed: Komondor / Puli
Human Equivalent:
That one weird, hippie friend of yours who insists on being an individual.

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 Dog Breed: Jack Russell
Human Equivalent:
The best mate who is always up for anything.

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Dog Breed: Border CollieHuman Equivalent:
The smart one who also is good looking, aka “out of your league”.

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Dog Breed: DachshundHuman Equivalent:
That desperate person that you sort of know who always tags along and wants to be your best friend.

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Dog Breed: Siberian Husky
Human Equivalent:
Ridiculously good-looking celebrities.

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Dog Breed: Chow Chow
Human Equivalent:
Unattractive girls or guys who either wear too much make up or fake-tanning spray and walk around judging everybody.

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Dog Breed: Pug
Human Equivalent:
Steve Buscemi