- Everyone assuming you can fix their car.
- Wanting to be in the Dykes on Bikes but having neither a motorbike or a motorbike licence.
- Deciding whether to be on a float during Mardi Gras, where you won’t get to see all of the parade. Or to try to watch it from the crowd, where you won’t get to see all of the parade.
- If you are butch; being told you look like a man.
- If you are a femme; being told that you don’t look like a lesbian.
- Other women thinking you actually want to sneak a peek at their disgustingly sweaty body in the gym change rooms.
- Having your mother still trying to set you up with eligible male bachelors, believing that it just takes ‘the right man to come along’.
- Pretending that you haven’t looked up the ‘Interested In’ info on Facebook of all your female co-workers.
- Being told you are too pretty to be a lesbian by someone who is too stupid to see that those two points are not linked.
- Trying to find a roommate you are not attracted to.
- Guests suddenly becoming uncomfortable after seeing a turkey baster in your kitchen drawer.
- Being informed that your sexuality “is just not natural” by a woman who had a C-section for her IVF child.
- Listening to your friends plan their weddings.
- The possibility of your partner having the same first name as you.
- Having to exert absolute self-control maintaining eye-contact when in conversation with a cleavage-bearing woman.
- Not being able to grow your fingernails long.
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