If you feel like listening to someone complaining:
A Strongly-Worded Open Letter To Arnott’s Biscuits
A Strongly-Worded Open Letter To Advertisers Of Santitary Products
If you feel like a raging homosexual:
Shit Straight Girls Say To Lesbians
(First-World Lesbian Problems (Part II)
If you are feeling homophobic: (See also: Idiocy)