Some people are gifted with a wide variety of natural talents. For others, our talents are so specific that they are virtually useless in most aspects of life.
The following is a compilation of useless talents that we feel deserve recognition.
Despite the fact that these skills will rarely, if ever, be called upon, they are still impressive and should treated thusly nonetheless.
Useless Talents That Deserve Respect Points:
1. Correctly Guessing The Exact Time Without A Clock
Possible use(s):
If stranded on desert island without an iPhone, still being able to figure out what the time is.
Downfalls:
Need a clock to verify accuracy, thereby defeating the purpose of the skill.
Does not save you from imminent death.
2. Writing Legibly With Non-Dominant Hand
Possible use(s):
Writing ‘Help’ note whilst dominant arm is crushed under a car, etc.
Signing autographs while you are being pulled in all directions by fans.
Downfalls:
Implies temporary or permanent loss of use of dominant hand.
Not guaranteed to make you famous.
3. Consistently Remembering The Colour/Number/Letter Where Your Car Is Parked In Multi-Storey Parking Lots
Possible use(s):
Finding your car quicker after exiting the shops
Downfalls:
Does not guarantee you will find a parking spot.
Lack of validation from passengers.
Still requiring validation for your parking.
4. Knowing The Lyrics To An Extensive Amount Of Songs
Possible use(s):
Singing along to every song on the radio.
Downfalls:
Everyone thinks they have this skill.
Being Able To Take Off A Bra Whilst Wearing A Jumper
Possible use(s):
Remaining clothed and using the underwire to pick the lock of a door.
Downfalls:
Possibility of cold weather
Difficulty if needing to run away.
Making Puns
Possible use(s):
Coming up with better newspaper headings.
Adding clever hashtags.
Annoying friends.
Downfalls:
Requires friends.
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