Modern Proverbs

Words of wisdom made relevant to today’s generation:

Let he who is without selfies cast the first judgment.

Man who spend all day on Facebook should turn head to face books.

An Apple a day keeps the Galaxy away.


You can download Friends but not a friend to watch it with you.

If they invented time travel, would you have time to use it?

Money can’t bring happiness, but free shipping can help.

Every good story has an original, a sequel and a prequel.

The best things in life come with free Wi-Fi.

Do Androids dream of electric Safaris?

Every great journey begins with a single step on the accelerator.

Tis better to have loved and lost than to marry a douchebag.

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