1. You forget that other people use devices like ‘watches’ and ‘clocks’ to tell the time.
2. Whenever you accidentally leave it in the car, you rush back to get it as if you had locked your own child in an unattended vehicle.
3. You keep thinking you can hear your phone message tone going off during the day when it hasn’t.
4. A single tear can be seen rolling down your cheek as you discover the first crack on your iPhone screen.
5. You look up the train timetable on Safari even though it is clearly posted in front of you at the train station.
6. You keep checking to see if you have any texts or emails, even though you have not received any notifications.
7. Putting your phone on silent mode has made your vibrator obsolete.
8. You try to ‘pinch’ zoom other technology devices that do not use a touch-screen.
9. You are nonchalantly reading this using your iPhone.
10. You are now about to Google ‘nonchalantly’ on your iPhone.
Haha, this is hilariois
*nonchalantly closes WordPress app and puts iPhone away to prove I’m not addicted*
*forgets what I wanted to prove within five minutes and takes out iPhone to play Candy Crush*